New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for November 03, 2020

And the tanks will roll at dawn.

“There’s no fighting in the War Room!”

Just because Fearless Leader will give a victory speech, doesn’t mean he really won. It ain’t over until all of the ballots are counted.

VOTE

Just remove the ‘B’ keys from all the computers.

Obviously today’s script is fiction. Big Orange can neither understand nor pronounce “Fuhrerbunker.”

Hey, maybe he plans to bunker down into a job as a Fox News commentator.

Remember when he told that sewing circle of his goons to “stand by”?

Donnie’s Love Dungeon?

(only Ivanka has a key)