Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 20, 2020

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 4 years ago

    What the heck is that?

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    tudza Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I think that’s breakfast.

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    Imagine  about 4 years ago

    Interest.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  about 4 years ago

    It’s like getting two birds stoned at once.

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  about 4 years ago

    If you can get one of 2 birds from a bush into your hand, then it’s as good as in your mouth, so the mouth-to-bush exchange rate should still be 1:2. (You can trust me. I used to be a banker. Would I lie… oh, never mind.)

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    Mighty Phavahg  about 4 years ago

    Stay in the house and quit eating the songbirds, knucklehead.

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    That’s one more species you caused a local extinction of.

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    khmo  about 4 years ago

    It’s in the bouche !

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    His last TWEET was muffled….

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    Jody H. Premium Member about 4 years ago

    LMAO! Hilarious, Mark!

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    Can’t use it, it’s used.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    That’s one foot in the mouth.

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