Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 23, 2020

I heard they’re getting in a lot of BBQ sauce.

So, who’s going to wear the RANCH DRESS? ;D

Out of Western Dressing too? Hey, we’re dealing with a few shortages too.

Make your own buttermilk ranch dressing.

I love big salads and they are healthy too. Probably not so much after I pour about 1000 calories worth of Bacon Ranch dressing on my salad, but if every morsel is not covered, why even bother?

…because it’s all over the grass, er…and your mouth…..

Oh cud!

“You could just eat it plain.”

“Are you grazey?”

You think that stuff goes fast, you should see how quickly Thousand Island dressing gets used up.

That’s because the bull is not up for it anymore..

Is this a discouraging word I hear?

Along comes the “Skinny Cow” with Balsamic Vinegar…

What is Ralph the squirrel wearing on his head?

When you’re out of dressing just go horse riding anyway. Lady Godiva.

So that’s why they call it that. I’ve been doin’ it wrong all these years.

You need to back up the tanker truck. That looks like a big ranch.