Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 08, 2020

He looks more like the rock and roller type.

He takes a lot of things for granite.

His mind is clay…no matter….

Fake rock

Stoner

Did he see if there’s moss on it?

To be expected, geology hadn’t been invented yet.

is that an igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic rock?

OW! It not a hat.

CRUNCH!

“Not fud”

[picks up another rock]

CRUNCH!

“Not fud”

…

Explain in concrete terms.

Well, then, the mysterious stainless steel monolith is really gonna confuse him.

Well, give it a try in your trebuchet.

Did you notice they live in Bedrock? All their clothes are from the Flintstones.

But he might be a brain surgeon.

Is that an Ignorant, sedentary, or metamusil rock ?

If he can get a few more and set them rolling, he’ll have created a rock band. The one with the most uneven edges will, of course, be Jagger.

He uses it for brain surgery.

A coprolite?

Well, at least Whamond allows comments. Why the hell Brooke McEldowny won’t with 9 Chickweed Lane still remains a mystery to me. I welcome any ideas.