Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 09, 2020

But as far as pinots go, it’s a noir…

Ralph has the perfect line “You bet shiraz”. I’ll be using that one.

You’ve heard of “the laying on of hands.” This is the layering on of puns.

Goofing around on Pinterest? LOL

Looks like she’s “blanc-ing” out.

I.

Hate.

You.

Long way to go for that one, but at least no one ordered Merlot.

oh Ralph, you’re so clever!

Looks like her keyboard is out for cleaning due to sticky-keys.

Zinfandel is red. This is a case of White Zinfandel privilege…

Good thing she’s already home. Otherwise, she’s had enough that she’d have to call a Cab.

A drunk pun if I ever heard one. Too bad I don’t drink. I’ve never heard anyone refer to their computer as “my Dell”.