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There was screen lock in the ’90s that had a nerdy little guy walking around the monitor, messing up the pixels with a squeegee and bucket. Its name, “Bill Gates Does Windows”.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
“Whaddya want outta me? You wanna buy a small country, ask Bezos—I’ve only got 123 billion!”
Mighty Phavahg over 4 years ago
Bill, try “May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose. May an elephant caress you with his toes.”
Nyckname over 4 years ago
There was screen lock in the ’90s that had a nerdy little guy walking around the monitor, messing up the pixels with a squeegee and bucket. Its name, “Bill Gates Does Windows”.
tiomax over 4 years ago
“Oh yeah?” always works for me, I don’t see why it wouldn’t work for him!
xSigoff Premium Member over 4 years ago
At one time I actually had and tried to use Windows 1.0. …didn’t work unto 3.0 came out and then…
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Aye Phones are made for pirates.
hooglah over 4 years ago
Try “I’m a liberal democrat and want all the little people to do my bidding”.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
What’s your problem, Mac?
RobinHood over 4 years ago
To all who have fought the computer age, it’s over we’ve lost. The enemy is at the gates. In fact the enemy is named Gates.