I keep seeing people reading this book called “To Serve Turkey-kind”. At first, I thought it meant that people somehow revered turkeys. I mean, they feed us and give us water to drink and stuff. But then I heard a rumor that “To Serve Turkey-kind” was a COOK BOOK.
Leojim about 4 years ago
Uh, reality!
LookingGlass Premium Member about 4 years ago
Who says I’m paranoid!!? I KNOW that everyone is out to get me!!
/SNARK/
blunebottle about 4 years ago
Hey, this ain’t no conspiracy theory!
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Stuff it, Shrink.
BrentskiL almost 4 years ago
Sort of the same feelings that Trump supporters feel about the Dem’s compliling lists of their names for future retribution.
Wanye almost 4 years ago
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean people aren’t to get you.
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
I keep seeing people reading this book called “To Serve Turkey-kind”. At first, I thought it meant that people somehow revered turkeys. I mean, they feed us and give us water to drink and stuff. But then I heard a rumor that “To Serve Turkey-kind” was a COOK BOOK.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Because I’m a conservative…
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Now now, Doc, remember your Hippocratic oath.
mfrasca almost 4 years ago
“I got invited to a Sarah Palin presser.”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 4 years ago
Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean there aren’t people out to get you.
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A turkey ran away,
Upon Thanksgiving Day.
Said he, “They’ll make a roast out of me,”
“If I should stay.”
— Children’s song (google for more details)
My wife is very fond of that song. For additional verses, replace the words “turkey” and “roast” with “potato” and “mash” or “cranberry” and “sauce.”