Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 24, 2020

He’s such a card.

High? It looks like it’s been clubbed.

Think he’s playing with a full deck?

what the deuce…?

Where they carded at that party.

Twos Gone Wild was filmed in Ft. Lauderdale during spring break.

It could have been worse. They could be playing with one-eyed jacks and suicide kings.

I can’t figure out where he’s seeing the standing of those cards…

everything seems to be up in the air, not on solid ground.

He says he’s gonna cut those customers a good deal…

but it’s hard to know whether that’s a pack of lies.

Wait till the crazy eights show up, then it’s a party!

Don’t even think of switching to Craps; the dice are loaded.

Hey Dan, next time I’d like to see your illustration of the “stacked” deck.

I have whatever the Ace is having.