New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for November 16, 2020

Hey, it’s that or they’re grounded.

Since the little anklebiters aren’t going to be able to sit on Santa’s lap and let Santa know what you want, we’re going with the standby…you’re all getting socks.

“Don’t worry, Uncle Hyperbux! We all tested negative! Come on down!”

Santa is going to have to shave.

Santa’s going to be social distancing this year… :)

On BOTH ends, if you get my drift.

Don’t laugh too hard – CNN’s Jake (“Grinch”) Tapper would probably keep the jolly old elf under house arrest.

Gee, and there were no spikes after the big football game and Halloween parties that people threw. What could go wrong with shopping without a list and wandering around with the family and kids for an hour and a half in buildings full of people not wearing masks properly if at all AND touching their face & nose and then everything and every surface in the stores. Then we’ll have to go to Grampa’s ‘cause he’s got that COPD and can’t get out. We’re bringing the kids too, and staying the weekend! It’d just kill our ol’ Oompa to miss a holiday. And it’s such a shame it’s been so long since the whole family got together except for funerals. The holidays are the best time, We just love to get together and think of our families!

One choice: chocolate with or without nuts.