Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for November 16, 2020

I didn’t know that mummies skateboarded.

If you don’t pay the storage fee, your items are forfeit

I want to go to the unpaid unit auction.

If they don’t come and claim all these mummified cats, they’ll go up for auction.

Now we send our stuff on ahead, into landfills, where we can enjoy it after we die.