Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 03, 2020

Used to be able to get in liquid through ThinkGeek.com (RIP)

Like a mother reprimanding her 5 year old!!! And that’s about his mental age!!

Did I feel a slight earthquake?

Huston…we have a problem!!

1 teaspoon = 25 Cups of coffee. Apparently.

He is going to kill himself one of these days.

Adam is a professional comics character. DO NOT try this at home. Stick with the Nuclear grade coffee only.

Okay, get him outside and behind the lawnmower. Don’t turn it on, just have him push it around the lawn for an hour or two.

Omigosh! He’s destabilizing! He’s going to enter the Quantum Realm! Call Ant-Man! ☺

It may be too late for the voice of reason

well, that was predictable

That stuff doesn’t sound legal

Hook him up to a battery to harness this energy.

Don’t give people any ideas.

Pure caffeine like pure nicotine is deadly in relatively small doses, it is not something to be trifled with.

There was this kid at my high school… he’d grind up “No Doze” capsules and snort them… he was nuts

I don’t drink coffee, so am very susceptible to caffeine. I used to keep chocolate covered espresso beans at work for the occasional draggy afternoon, but had to limit myself to just six, because any more would leave me as jangly as Adam.

Smoking tea leaf joints – impossible to sleep – not recommended.