And then there is the speeding ticket. To get every house… in the world… in one night… he would have to move faster than the speed of light! Think on all the speeding tickets that charge by the miles over the posted speed limit! And the cost! Yikes! Santa gives kids gifts… and contributes to the Policeman’s Ball! ;)
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
That could be a good part of the…..sanity clause.
I Mad Am I over 3 years ago
And then there is the speeding ticket. To get every house… in the world… in one night… he would have to move faster than the speed of light! Think on all the speeding tickets that charge by the miles over the posted speed limit! And the cost! Yikes! Santa gives kids gifts… and contributes to the Policeman’s Ball! ;)
oldpine52 over 3 years ago
He didn’t get a speeding ticket, he got one for flying too low.
Here's Waldo over 3 years ago
Donder’s tail light was out.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
he was suspected of moving contraband over state lines…
guy42 over 3 years ago
Merry Christmas everyone.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Hobbes was accused of sandy claws.
donwalter over 3 years ago
…the Merry Christmas rim shot…
prrdh over 3 years ago
But he got out of getting a citation by invoking the escape Claus.
JPuzzleWhiz over 3 years ago
BOOOOOOOO!
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oakie817 over 3 years ago
there’s nothing like a bad pun
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Spiked eggnog. The only way to go.
t_win27 over 3 years ago
Rudolph the designated driver?
dmagoon202ii over 3 years ago
Disney, Inc. was aware of of homonyms “Claus” and “clause” when developing the “Santa Clause” franchise.
William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe the Trooper meant: “Probably Claus”?