The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 09, 2020

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    jmworacle  almost 4 years ago

    Well played.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    House wine is usually the cheapest . Next time Brutus will bring the wine straight from his home .

    Years ago with my friends we did it .

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    cracker65  almost 4 years ago

    When Brutus gets the bill, he will wish he drank from the bottle.

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    ChaosandMayhem  almost 4 years ago

    Notice how he leaves Gladys at home?

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 4 years ago

    When I was young, I was on a business trip to silicon valley solo. I went into a nice (expense account) seafood restaurant and was asked if I wanted to sit “at the captain’s table.” I said sure, not knowing what that was.

    It was solo diners could sit at a large table. A manager would join us as we ate. OK, cool.

    I was seated next to someone I thought I’d like to get to know better and I think I treated it more like a date than a random dinner. We chatted through the ordering and even after food arrived. I had sole or some other fish filet.

    It was served with a half-lemon wrapped in a cloth of some sort, tied with a little ribbon. As I chatted, I neatly untied the ribbon and put lemon juice on my fish.

    Later, it occurred to me that (a) the wrapper was to keep seeds from getting onto your food and (b) maybe that’s why my budding friendship never bloomed.

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    tauyen  almost 4 years ago

    Many restaurants use ‘specials’ as house wines. Distributions will quite often offer serious discounts on wine – for example, if they lost the line or the need to make room for new arrivals. A good restaurant – or retailer for that matter – will pass those savings on to the consumer.Right now distributors are hurting since restaurant business is down and there are a lot of buying opportunities out there: I’m seeing cuts approaching 50%! It’s truly a buyers market.

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    bigplayray  almost 4 years ago

    Atta Boy Brutus! Single glasses are for sissy’s! (Just be sure to get a ride home;)

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    A classy guy in a classy joint. Perfect!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Et tu Brutus!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The bottle comes with a very nice straw sir!

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    Buckeye67  almost 4 years ago

    Later, Brutus probably asked for a doggy bag for the wine he couldn’t finish.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t think you want to know what he thinks of you.

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    What a silly question by the waiter…..

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    Brutus could ask to see the manager, and demand to know how they could employ such a fool as a waiter!

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    PAR85  almost 4 years ago

    I’ll have to remember this when I get asked sometime.

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