Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for December 01, 2020

Just don’t buffalo him with your answer.

Was the question “You feeling lucky, punk?”

TRNP? Turnip?

Was the question, ‘Wanna buy a TRNP bumper sticker?’?

(Yes, I’m a stickler for punctuation.)

Yes he wanted to ask you about your grandma’s fried dressing recipe

“Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon?”

You must have given him the right answer. Probably a good thing Dan’s dad was snoozing.

The bison wants to know what you’re doing in his territory and why you haven’t left yet.

Always agree with the bison no matter what the question is. Once got surrounded by a herd and just sat still looking forward in the car. The herd was calm but I still was not comfortable. Fascinated but not comfortable.

You drew a great bison stare. Fyi, he appears to be making a rather bold statement rather than a query.

All I know is you can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.