In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 15, 2020

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    finkd  almost 4 years ago

    There can be only one.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “In a new record time of two days, five hours, and …”

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    MosheWaisberg  almost 4 years ago

    assuming he actually finishes…

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    hfergus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It is also guaranteed last place finish.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Make it a donut run and I’m your Daisy.

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    J Short  almost 4 years ago

    Entrance fee was $5000, but you get a t-shirt.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This race is the same as children’s sports where “everyone gets a trophy”.

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    NeoconMan  almost 4 years ago

    I always win the gold in my marathons. But then, that’s only because I’m the only one running in my age group of 70+.

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    Bramosenos Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s the only way I’d ever win, or would have won, a race….as long as it was very short. heh heh

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    tinstar  almost 4 years ago

    They’ll probably just give him a “Participant” trophy.

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