Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 14, 2020

A very “seedless” year.

He’ll be in full song in 6 months!!! We hope!!!

However, across town, the blackbird of despair is living the dream.

One Bluebird of Cr@ppiness, ready for any other sh!t that’ll show.

I can think of some people I want to give the bird to.

Then who’s been cr*ping on me this year?

May the bluebird of unemployment crap all over your car for not donating…..

She can still fly up the noses of the turkeys not wearing masks and lay eggs there.

..may the bird of paradise fly up your nose,may an elephant caress you with his toes ….

The vultures have had a banner year!

It’s all fun and games until the excrement hits the rotating air-moving device.

I’m surprised there isn’t a whole gang of people sitting there with the bluebird.

Bluebird is feeling blue…

Ah – now that line in the song makes more sense. “Gone away is the bluebird….”