Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 17, 2020

“Lennon” requested “linen”.

Answer the question and no Stalin

I’m a big fan of Marx and Lennon. Groucho and John.

You’re Putin me on!

I’m afraid not, this room is green, I believe you’re looking for the red room next-door.

Did you bring the New Economic Policy?

I’d turn down that service.

Luckily they skipped the Mexican/Russian fusion borscht in the cafe downstairs. Otherwise, they could end up with the Trotskys.

And as usual, he’s three sheets to the wind.

Are you here for Commie-Con?

A good lesson in the value of proper enunciation.

Excellent comments!

“Lenins. Why is there only one of you?”

Sorry, we changed our mind, can we get McCartney?

The beginning of the zombie invasion.