Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 08, 2021

Is there any man that perfect or is it the wine that your drinking that makes it so?

Women who seek perfection in a man tend to miss the point entirely of lacking perfection in themselves.

I don’t know…does wine help?

But… are you sure you can continue drinking that much of it for the rest of your life?

You should know, Aunty.

Aunty, in your case a man would pass out from the booze before he could drink you pretty.

Well that leaves me out. I prefer a woman who doesn’t wear make up.

So much for those cheesy romance “novels”. . .

Funny old thing, life. Innit?

I’ve heard it said that women are like pianos, when they’re not upright they’re grand.

On the other hand, such man would likely want to drink you away.

I’m waiting for the list that a man sees when he’s drinking his beer or whiskey. I’m sure it has just got to be just as over the top.

I do exist!