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Wrong class Calvin. That would be a good summary of some of the arguments espoused prior to the American Revolution in support of gaining freedom from England. Unfortunately your class is reading Charlotteās web and your summary is not really applicable.
Maybe the level of paranoia in Western society has always been this high, or maybe social media has fed it rather than just displayed it. I am (for some reason) still amazed at the prevalence of paranoid and suspicious thinking I see in YouTube comments. Maybe I just notice it more because there as so many wacky ideas floating around now: the Dread Virus Roberts as a bioweapon (that is uncontrollable, affects military age men relatively littleā¦) and that somehow Bill Gates is involved in myriad weird and evil ways; ādirected energy weaponsā, āchemtrailsā, 5G mind controls, biotracking through luciferin in vaccines that we will somehow be forced to take, nuclear powered drills that melt holes in solid rock (and apparently make the melted rock disappear somehow) hundreds of feet under our cities, Lizard People, Flat Earthā¦.
The only believable conspiracy is found in GoComics comments. Anybody reading them for the first time knows we must be up to something really weird.
Reminds me of stories about an elderly relative who when punished for his childhood misdeeds would shout āIām gonna go and do it again!ā. In retirement he amused himself by using postage paid return envelopes to mail lawn clippings to advertisers.
You will find out that, once the ravages of puberty begin, girls have the ability to utterly crush your spirit. Or boys, if you are gay. Or tigers, if you are felinosexual.
well in my day as the old folks say, i would have been sent to the principal,paddled , then suspended. then more of it when i got home. kids have it too easy now. thats why there are so many bad kids that grow up to be bad adults.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
Your spirit is going to be sent to the principalās office.
LiamG.P about 4 years ago
Your spirit is already there!
codycab about 4 years ago
Wait until Calvin learns about the real spirit week in school.
sirbadger about 4 years ago
Trump intelligence briefings.
rekam about 4 years ago
Calvinās parents will be upset when he has to repeat the grade again and again.
GROG Premium Member about 4 years ago
Calvin and his spirit are going the be roaming the hallowed halls of of that school for kany more years to come.
in.amongst about 4 years ago
I hope his spirit does not come to some bodily harm.
M2MM about 4 years ago
He sounds like a more rational MAGAT or PB. :P
Imagine about 4 years ago
Calvin will become the school spirit.
rshive about 4 years ago
Nice speech!
Susan00100 about 4 years ago
Itās too late for this strip, but I wonder how Calvin would fare with computer education.
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
A rebel without a clueā¦.
theincrediblebulk about 4 years ago
Wrong class Calvin. That would be a good summary of some of the arguments espoused prior to the American Revolution in support of gaining freedom from England. Unfortunately your class is reading Charlotteās web and your summary is not really applicable.
wrd2255 about 4 years ago
My teacher talkinā to me, try to tell me how to live ā but I donāt listen to her coz my head is like a sieve.
Ralph Newbill about 4 years ago
Heās soon to learn about the psychosomatic unityā¦
chromosome Premium Member about 4 years ago
I hope he will someday meet a teacher who will help him channel that creativity in the arts or writing. He would make a great sci-fi writer or actor.
rentier about 4 years ago
With my spirit Iām just in heaven!!
countoftowergrove about 4 years ago
My grade school years were perpetual passive resistance.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Calvin may be one of those, not so rare, individuals who can make a life out of not making a living.
flagmichael about 4 years ago
Maybe the level of paranoia in Western society has always been this high, or maybe social media has fed it rather than just displayed it. I am (for some reason) still amazed at the prevalence of paranoid and suspicious thinking I see in YouTube comments. Maybe I just notice it more because there as so many wacky ideas floating around now: the Dread Virus Roberts as a bioweapon (that is uncontrollable, affects military age men relatively littleā¦) and that somehow Bill Gates is involved in myriad weird and evil ways; ādirected energy weaponsā, āchemtrailsā, 5G mind controls, biotracking through luciferin in vaccines that we will somehow be forced to take, nuclear powered drills that melt holes in solid rock (and apparently make the melted rock disappear somehow) hundreds of feet under our cities, Lizard People, Flat Earthā¦.
The only believable conspiracy is found in GoComics comments. Anybody reading them for the first time knows we must be up to something really weird.
uniquename about 4 years ago
Thatās the long way to say he wasnāt paying attention.
gantech about 4 years ago
He is about to be spirited away.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
How metaphysical can you get?
BiggerNate91 about 4 years ago
Itās clear that Calvin has NO idea how spirituality works.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
If he put half as much spirit into paying attention, heād still have half, which is enough to rebel effectively.
DanWolfie about 4 years ago
Miss Wormwood sure has a point there!
kab2rb about 4 years ago
Teacher is right Calvin.
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
Princely principles? ā Principalā¦
MCProfessor about 4 years ago
Sure reminds me of my five year old grandson.
(A.R.T.S.C.A.M.)Comicfan10(Real) about 4 years ago
Calvin, youāre gonna be in detention, and so will your spirit.
oldlady07 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Reminds me of stories about an elderly relative who when punished for his childhood misdeeds would shout āIām gonna go and do it again!ā. In retirement he amused himself by using postage paid return envelopes to mail lawn clippings to advertisers.
Lightpainter about 4 years ago
9 am and Ms Wormwood already needs a cocktail.
Boxo croco says happy derby about 4 years ago
These last few comics are very spiritual
johnec about 4 years ago
Calvin, youāre young.
You will find out that, once the ravages of puberty begin, girls have the ability to utterly crush your spirit. Or boys, if you are gay. Or tigers, if you are felinosexual.
Le'Roy Hawkins about 4 years ago
Imagine if anitifa put half the energy of their riots into something productive.
Minecraft Pro (simp detective. about 4 years ago
Calvin is just big nate and that person who pretends heās in power rangers
Minecraft Pro (simp detective. about 4 years ago
Combine
dsom8 about 4 years ago
Antifa in the formative stage
vjorgensen54 about 4 years ago
well in my day as the old folks say, i would have been sent to the principal,paddled , then suspended. then more of it when i got home. kids have it too easy now. thats why there are so many bad kids that grow up to be bad adults.
hagarthehorrible about 4 years ago
This six year old has all it takes to be president.
RileyColeman about 4 years ago
Well, I DONT KNOW WAHT TO SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
RolandCooper almost 4 years ago
hi