Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 23, 2020

Criminally “inane”.

This could have been avoided if he remembered to hide a key under the snowman.

Sounds reasonable. She should accept his plea.

… and he pleads no contest for failing to pick up reindeer dung from the roofs of those houses.

Cut him some slack, Judge- after all, he knows all the naughty things you’ve done;)

Santa’s house doesn’t have a chimney?

Sooo, you go by Santy Clause?

And…for eating everyones’ Christmas cookies!

Can he serve the 4 billion sentences concurrently, your honor?

This is how he got there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBW778w5Z88

That’s alright, just one will do it.