Fred Basset by Alex Graham for March 11, 2009

I agree with Fred. Grass is made to be walked on, particularly with bare feet. That’s why “Keep off the Grass” signs are an invitation, not a restriction.

Fred will not be constrained … .

tbree, Andy Rooney actually did a special on such–did you happen to copy him?

Anyway I agree.

Fred can on the grass because he is a dog and he cannot read.

try to catch him … he’s pretty quick

Fred’s on a Pub Walk…and looking for Fifi!

Why Fred you rebel you!

You can’t expect a dog to stay off grass when can’t read the signs! It’ll be ok unless he decides to tinkle. ;)

For 1cat3dogs, AndiJ: a point those arrogant Brit gardeners missed!

Fred, just ignore two gardeners, and do whatever you want and please yourself. :-)

I always thought that “Keep off the Grass” was part of Nancy Reagan’s war on drugs! If I was wrong, just say “NO!” <:-)

1 redskins fan, it does make sense that Nancy Reagan would have used “Keep Off Grass”, when her hubby (with her approval) was heavily involved in undermining the very idea of the “War On Drugs” by smuggling heroin (purportedly to aid Afghan resistance against Soviets) grown/processed in Pakistan’s NWFP/FATA from origin-point to US!

Hope they don’t charge you for it, Fred.

Take a walk on the wild side Fred!