Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 31, 2020

It will be if Newsom the nuisance can get away with it.

That is an awful thought. Cram it.

Gary and Lance, couldn’t you have held that thought until January 2nd so we could enjoy the holiday a bit?

i heard Mars was building a wall

Is the countdown for the ball drop or for the ship to Mars?

It’s going to start that way, but it will get better as the year progresses, I hope.

You may not get COVID on the moon?

I don’t think Pennsylvania is going to be much better.

Is that the countdown to the New Year, or a SpaceX Starship bound for Mars?

You couldn’t survive the trip to Mars.

Got my tickets already.

Remember, next year is Twenty-Twenty-Won.

If and when mankind leaves earth, it will only be the rich and highly intelligent that will get to leave. The rest will be left behind until the earth dies.

If we act like 2021 is different it WILL be just 2020 2.0

I started 2021 with a centipede walking down my arm. It wasn’t pleasant and I only hope it was the death-throes of 2020 and not a hint as to what 2021 has in store for me.