New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for December 16, 2020

They’ll need two hours just for the credits.

Give’em credit where credit is due.

If you’re coming to Edmonton, bring a warm coat.

Filmed on location in beautiful downtown Canada.

No one is allowed across the border. Sorry.

Beautiful downtown Dog River.

I wonder if Spider-man has a web site?

I’m runnin’ back to Saskatoon …

Sounds like my kind of storyline. Heck, movie credits for the CGI teams are already as long as the movie itself, so let’s boost up the cast list too. The movie will be a mere trailer for the five-hour credits reel!

Yesterday I thought the joke would be that they were going to be cast in that disaster of a Spider-man Broadway production.

Canadia is fictional. There, I’ve said it.

All of Canada. Isn’t most of the cast Canadian anyway?