Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 30, 2020

Even I understood what she was saying.

Did she never see “A Christmas Story?”

Nothing a little warm, not hot, water won’t fix.

Somebody get a hairdryer and a really long extension cord.

At least you know where she is and what she’s doing.

She must have been triple dog darred

If you zap the pole, it’ll warm up and release you. Then put some butter and jam on your toasted tongue.

Did they double dog dare her?

You’d think Broomie would have learned better after 1500+ years (emphasis on the +)….