The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 02, 2021

At the White House?

I won’t be eating that carrot when they find it.

Only the nose knows.

who knows…?

Um… flushed with success?

If it were up your @$$, you’d knose !!!

That could definitely be almost any Republican Congressional office. Does it help that carrots are orange too? I hope someone finds the oranges of this joke…

I don’t carrot all. (yuck)

Why a BROWN NOSER?

Left behind…

Hey trump, what is that sticking out of your rear. Looks like mitch was here.

Love this comic! Thanks, Scott:-D

Maybe the reason his nose is brown is because it’s a potato.

Things don’t smell like carrots, anymore.

I got your nose!

I thought we were going to start out the new year all happy and everything?

Difference between a brown-noser and a s#ithead?… Depth perception!

That’s a little more than disgusting, Scott.

There should be 140 carrots up the PINO’s butt from those 140 House republicans today. Hope the PINO has a hard time sitting down ….

I thought it was a parsnip.

I rutabaga to defer.

The difference between brown nosing and ass kissing is depth perception

I don’t even wanna think about where his nose is right now.

Nobody can blow smoke up the boss’s butt, because he’s practically got a cork in there now.