In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 29, 2020

Pull your shorts up guy. Your crack is showing.

NO duck pants……

Tennisanyone probably wrote that.

Ouch! Not only hard on the eyes, but that’s gotta be hard on the feet.

If that’s how he’s going to wear his shorts he should move up to the “BC” comic.

He dressed like that because she said she’d teach him the meaning of ‘love’.

And, he isn’t wearing a mask, either.

Sheesh go easy on the plumber will ya

“EARS ON YOUR NECK STAY IN CHECK”

“Why oh why did I think of Serena Williams when I saw this?”

Plumbers tennis league?

An old lady had a parrot, who liked to mimic everything he heard.

The old lady’s sink developed a leak, so she called the plumber over to fix it.

Then, forgetting she called the plumber, she left to go shopping.

Fifteen minutes later, the plumber showed up and knocked on the door.

The parrot said, “Who’s there?”

The plumber said, “Its the plumber. I’ve come to fix the sink.”

The parrot repeated, “Who’s there?”

The plumber said again, in a louder voice, “Its the plumber. I’ve come to fix the sink.”

The parrot repeated, “Who’s there?”

The plumber screamed, “Its the plumber!! I’ve come to fix the sink!!”

As the plumber finished his screaming, he gurgled, grasped his chest, and dropped dead of a heart attack.

Ten minutes later, the old lady returned, and seeing a person lying on the ground said, “Oh no! Who’s that?”

And the parrot said, “Its the plumber… he’s here to fix the sink.”

Looks like a BUTTRAM problem.

Plumber tennis, anyone?

That guy is in top shape…