Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 04, 2021

I like the newspaper’s headlines better!!

Or your seat.

If your dohse is stuffed, it’s “Lemme Axe Yoo sump tin’!”

God bless you anyways! /// change, death and taxes!

“You can’t step in the same river twice.” (But wait. It is the same river, isn’t it?)

I thought for a minute it was Agnew: a measurement of hypocrisy, guile, and corruption. Washington is at 4 Agnews today.

Well Mike, you asked him; he didn’t askew.

Alternate definition for “Askew”

What someone does when they need to know if their picture on the wall is crooked…

YAY!!!!!!!!!!! I love word of the day!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Before the movie, I took my date around the block on foot. As a test, I offered her a stick of chewing gum. I was satisfied when she waved it way. This was a woman who could walk and eschew gum at the same time. My kind of woman. :) :) :)

What I do when I don’t know the answer.