Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 22, 2021

I never could see it…..

having exhibited “exemplary compliance with institutional disciplinary regulations” he can get up to 54 days per year off

Set him at 78 RPM and see how far he’ll fly.

" I have a question: how fast can you spin the truth before centrifugal force tears it apart? " DanFlak

Can one stand on emptiness? For other than wasting time and hot-air plus trying to drink bars dry, does he have a record?

Congressional or prison?

At least Senator Belfrey holds more press conferences than most presidents.

His record is ‘Poor Poor Pitiful Me’…

If I stand on my record collection, I’ll be three feet taller.

Yeah, it was sealed when he was a teen-ager ! ! ! !

Trust me, they have agencies dedicated to protect them….

Or if your butt is bigger than your feet, sit on it.

Is that Lindsey “Soggy Graham Cracker”?