Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 28, 2021

They’re all going after the “fa” movement.

Is there an anti-pumpkin spice movement? Is there going to be one?

No masks? No social distancing? You may not live through Summer!

Ralph is right! There’s always “anti” something groups ! It’s growing tiresome!

Has anyone explored the “pumpkin spice causes COVID” theory?

Personally, I want a dark roast unflavored vaccine. But I’m going to have to be patient, regardless. And hope not to be a patient.

I have been stocking up on Pumpkin Spice liquid creamer locally because my grocery store has been putting it on clearance and the expiration date is not until late May. I like Pumpkin Spice.

At the rate the rollout is going one would be lucky to be vaccinated by fall.

I have a “relate” in Canada who says he’ll be lucky to be able to get a vaccination by fall.

Crazy! The CDC will squash that idea.

My mask is pumpkin scented. Seasonally.

If she waits long enough, she’ll probably get COVID and won’t be able to smell or taste pumpkin spice later in the year.

You’ll be waiting for chocolate Valentine 2022.

Pumpkin spice is out till next fall.