Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 30, 2021

Hey Anxiety, say hello to my friend Xanax.

Alfred E Neuman used to rule. What me worry? Now it’s the chemical du jour

Most people call it “life,” Dave. It never gets easy. Ever.

Dave not here, man.

“Let’s talk about the things you should be getting done today first before we get into all the fun things you’ll be doing at work next week”.

Oh, God!! What if the cable goes out?

Keep it on Animal Planet

Paralleling Dan Thompson’s Lost Sheep today.

Seems he visits more frequently, with the pandemic.

Having social anxiety disorder I can tell you from experience that dude sucks :(

Don’t fight it Dave, just say “Hi Anxiety!”

Is anxiety’s name HAL???

Worrying is for amateurs.

OHHHHHH!!!! A blizzard is coming, HELP!

Back in the late 70’s you were told “Weekends were made for Michelob” beer.

“And so you’re back, from outer space.

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.

I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key,

If I’d known for just one second you’d be back to bother me…"

—Perren and Fekaris

Do like Bloom County and keep it in the closet.

Sadly, I totally relate to this.

At least this one does not seem to be “Anxiety” about losing his hair.

My guy is pure red, has no pupils, porcupine quills for fur, and his hooves are pigs, therefore not kosher.

Anxiety has its own room in my house, unfortunatley.