The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 07, 2021

I use a support stocking for my arthritis!!

Lewdity warning: apparently not everything on her stays up.

I prefer stocking my pantry.

Looks like Pippi didn’t take her supplemental vitamins and minerals and exercise every day.

Pippi, Hon, you’ve gained a whole lot of weight!!!

However, gentlemen STILL prefer Hanes.

Why are her braids standing up?

I thought it’d be Pippi Long-something else.

And it was “pippi” three or four times a night.

anyone know what happened to pop culture shock therapy

I loved those books when I was young. Now I can’t remember what they were about. Oy.

I’m going to have to read one or two again.

Pippi retires in the South Seas…I guess not.

Shouldn’t there be dryer sheets clinging to at least one of those stockings?

Well, a bra, a back brace, and a garter-belt would help. Maybe some computer lessons to. Grandma, may I have a cookie?

That’s spousal support she got in the divorce.

Her ex was prosecuted for longstalking.

Pippi would never grow old. She would throw Old Man Time into the sea.