The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 03, 2021

I see.

That’s stupid. True love is blind.

Is your marriage better now . . . or now?

How about now . . . or now?

He’s about to make a spectacle of himself…

Let’s see how he does with the fine print!!!

Either way, I’ll take her, and hopefully she feels the same way.

He gets credit just for spelling it right

♫ I can see clearly now, the wedding’s off. I can see all the pimples on your face ♫

The “I do take Alicia” is easy to read, but you should be careful about the fine print.

“You’re 20/20.” “Arghhh! I thought we agreed we won’t talk about that year!”

They may last longer if you correct him to 20/40.

“They say hindsight’s always 20/20…looking back, it’s still a bit fuzzy”…

Sometimes I wonder if the optometrist is messing with me when he asks, “Which is better, A or B?”; that he is pretending to flip the lens, when in reality he’s showing the same one again.

Comedian Brian Regan on eye exams.: https://youtu.be/v8GMFkc3iSA

The “I’s do” have it!

‘Which is better, number 1, or number 2..?’

The courtship went by in a blur.

Now they’re just creating a spectacle

This Will Not End Well

Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld, episode “The Strike,” and his bad lighting date.

Which is better “C” or “D?” And remember beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

Make sure to fit him with those rose colored glasses.

Have to keep the groom from losing focus and developing a wandering eye.

Insert New Years resolution joke here…

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 or 2? 3 or 4? 5 or 6?

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? One or two?