Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 03, 2021

I’d LOVE to see an AC Battery.

Does the paint department have a whiter shade of pale…?

You can fell the THUNDER in an AC/DC battery

Ralph has someone to talk with!

You will find Toad in the wet sprockets.

Stop the world, I want to get off and I DON’T want to TOUCH THIS!

Make a selection already, I’m in a Rush!

I like “In Sink”!

Do they have wood stock in the back?

In Heavy Metal, they stock Iron Butterfly valves.

The squirrel gets the best lines…again.

They always have to keep an eye on Stealy Dan.

Sold out of the white plumber’s snake?

Be careful not to trip over the rolling stones on your way out to your cars.

Any BTO in the car parts section?

Excuse me, where is the Sam Cooke section?

Rock bands tend to be guys trying to escape their working class roots.

I found Floyd in the paint section; told him I needed Pink paint.

Finally! Everything I need for working in a coal mine…

“Classic Rock”. Nice touch.

I got nuthin’.

Beware of real SINK HOLES intentionally put below Chicago faucets.