WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 12, 2021

Go get a sharp knife doofus.

That’s why they don’t use knots.

And if he’s smart, he’s making that knot tighter.

Really out of the “Grab anything to make the Deadline” circular file!

This will knot end well.

Stop and think…..miss the war…..sounds like a good idea. ;-)

How many knots is that carrier traveling?

OK, now this has got me wondering if they actually do tie vessels as heavy as aircraft carriers to the dock. I’ve visited the U.S.S. Enterprise in New York City, but that’s probably stabilized in an unconventional manner (and don’t remember that far back anyway). And if they do lash them to the pilings, is it with rope or chain?

That was Gilligan’s stink in the Navy , before he became First mate on the Minnow

LOL! Love it!

Cut the cord swabbie.

Incompetent workers might just save the day, thank goodness trump is surrounded by them.

I bet his granny tied it.

I think this is the “afraid knot” excuse.

Axes work well.

And you call yourself a sailor.

Miss the war ? Not to worry a new one is sure to come along.

Knot funny

That’s what a bowline knot is for. You can always until a bowline.