The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 12, 2021

Shouldn’t he be wearing the sunglasses so he can’t see her so well? How is it he’s not turned to stone?

I was wondering why he wasn’t turning to stone then I noticed her sunglasses.

And now all of the snakes want their own iPod Mini.

This is weird. I had a full beard. Face ID works. I shave it completely off. Face ID works. Maybe smell ID. I’ll ask my dog how that might work….

She just washed her snakes and can’t do a THING with ’em!

if she comes in again he’ll be giving her a stony look…

I Guess Apple Reps and Entusiasts Build Up An Immunity To The Point They Don’t Appear Stoned All The Time …

He seems a bit rattled by her.

Wear a “babushka” as the old Polish ladies did when I was younger!

Stupid question, what does she do when the snakes shed their skin? Might be embarrassing!

She bricked another one.

I think it’s because SHE has sunglasses on

She just has to activate it in a mirror. :)

You could always sell them on the black market in…Bedrock…yabadabadoo!

Then the store turns around and markets them as novelty paperweights.

Yeah Apple will “replace” it all right. For the full price.

Disable it before you replace it?