Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 19, 2021

So the employer is unaware of Mr. Snuffles’ puppeteer?

Why does Mr. Snuffles have that grin on his face?

Mr. Snuffles needs to get this procedure done quickly, a lot of states are starting to make ventriliquilectomies illegal.

Your cousin, Mr. Beaver, was here a few years ago and we successfully performed the exact procedure on him.

You ain’t got no legs Mr. Snuffles!

Mr. Snuffles changed his mind when the ventriloquist wiggled his fingers.