Santa is enough LIGHT ELF (Svartálfar) to live an extraordinary long time. This is just fabricated news. Also, Elves are human sized as seen in LOTR. (Tolkien was unhappy at the turning of Elves into diminutive creatures during the Middle Ages when they were the size of humans and considered the best of what humans dream to be.)
STEPUP about 3 years ago
He better pack some extras for his trip!!
sergioandrade Premium Member about 3 years ago
Too much milk and cookies.
P51Strega about 3 years ago
Poor punctuation, there should be a colon in there.
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hope it’s a temporary.
JimValTen Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just when I think you are on the road to recovery you make a nasty U Turn.
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Now I get it! Some what of Knee slapper!
^ about 3 years ago
Is this bathroom humor? It smells like it
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 3 years ago
Santa is enough LIGHT ELF (Svartálfar) to live an extraordinary long time. This is just fabricated news. Also, Elves are human sized as seen in LOTR. (Tolkien was unhappy at the turning of Elves into diminutive creatures during the Middle Ages when they were the size of humans and considered the best of what humans dream to be.)
AndrewSihler about 3 years ago
“There ain’t no claustomy bag”.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
pretty small room – hope he’s not claustrophobic…
tee929 about 3 years ago
Oh! Oh! Oh!