Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 14, 2021

Remember, son… one day, this will all belong to your ex-wife.

That’s just good business practice. And no one is forcing them to buy lemonade.

Every time something changes hands along the supply chain, the price doubles. That’s just the way it works.

Commercial food producers charge $1 for every 18 cents of food cost,

Those lemons were given to you, so you better sell them for a lot more than double!

And keep two sets of books – one for you and one for the IRS

It’s the Qpublican way!!

Jack be nimble,

Jack be slick

Jack lock in your profits quick.

Charge what the traffic will bear. Like OPEC in late 1973.

Get a government grant for solar panels, then change the company name and make electric cars of the future.

American Capitalism at its “best.”

Twice? He’d never go that low.

Forget the public. What matters is keeping your stockholders happy. (They’re the REAL owners).