Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 22, 2021

They’re dummies so they’re not ones for scintillating conversation anyway.;-D

A couple of dummies think they can barge in like that. Why the nerve. Or shall I say the electronics.

It’s just a test.

They are your ride home.

They’re just testing security.

poor crash dummies. :D

Camel tones…. might be the Prohibitionist party looking for Mr. Kessler.

Who invited those dummies anyway?

Bouncers meeting bounce-ees.

Let those two hoity toity types out into a rain storm and they would drown by their inability to drag their noses down.

Some of these young dudes are “party test crashers”. Unfortunately, they don’t reassemble like actual mannikins when bounced.

Good, you need something to liven up this snootfest.

But they’re the band!

Crash Test Dummies

designated drivers?

Vince and Larry from the 1980’s-1990’s BUCKLE YOUR SAFETY BELT PSA’S?