Monty by Jim Meddick for January 21, 2021

“Got a” not “gotta”.

Probably should of stuck with the x-ray glasses on a park bench.

Now THAT is a death stare.

Looks like Monty needs a new lamp. Yeah, I’m being Captain Obvious.

I KNEW it!

that would be handy

If he uses it outside, he better stay away from wildlife and the neighborhood pets.

“Hey, Monty! How about another refreshing beverage?”

“Right away!”

So, the lamp is now dead? Did he use a “life ray” on it previously? :)

Synch with Phoebe & Her Unicorn today-Phoebe tells a frenemy that her doll has just such a laser in her eyes.

Save it for the tv when the networked news starts

Never let the robots read their own manuals!

So much more can come of reading the manual! Waiting for it..

Now look to see if you have a fire extinguisher app.

Darn! The things you don’t know about yourself until you read the manual!