Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for January 16, 2021

No sniffing that might lead to other things.

Careful, Sophie. Keep up that kind of talk and you just might get banned from the living room.

Cats: “Psst. Dog. We have some tech we can sell you. Interested?”

Hummm, getting a bit snippy there aren’t we little girl. Perhaps someone needs a little outside time?

My pets lie on the couch and anywhere they like, they are part of the family.

Yeah, what’s the use of the damned thing??

Sophie sums it up nicely—if you’re going to have a pet, then they’re going to get on the furniture eventually, so you might as well concede to it than try to fight it. It’ll save everybody the headache.

Still better than what the cat does to it.

“LIE” ON THE COUCH!! (and yes, all my dogs do so.)

It’s not yours until you “mark” it.

And no snarkiness!

sounds just like what a kid would say!