That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 06, 2021

“Next year, I’m going to the South of France, where I can go swimming topless.”

It’s a good thing she’s got a lot of padding on the bottom, cause that ‘chair’ looks like a couple of broken pieces of wood

After the boating incident with Katy and Michael, Madeline bought a book on sailboat spotting and choose never to go back on the water.

They didn’t make it easy to find how to return the supposed “Adirondack” chair.

She’s lately been made aware/ that, for persons whose skin is fair/ it’s best to prepare/ lest you find yourself there/ entrapped by the “sunny and chair”.

These Cosmo relationship tips are always better on the cover than in the article!

There’s straw on her head/ And sand in her toes/ But how she’ll stand up/ Nobody knows./She feared for her life/ (Though it had been drab)/ For there at her feet/ Was an angry sand crab.

sports illustrated swimsuit issue cover, 1873 edition…

Mary was so engrossed in the last Cosmo issue that she failed to notice when the Lagoon’s creature grabbed her husband, only leaving a blood trail behind…

Woman and the Beta Version of Kindle

Madeline perusing fabric patterns to finish her beach chair. Apparently, sitting on the bare wooden frame is no different from sitting in the sand.

1900 Summer Guide of Nantucket.

When the design of the chair won’t let you do a one-cheek sneak, the lean-forward fart is called for.

Darn IKEA – thought I could do this one at least

It was too late when Clara read the Warning on page one of the instruction booklet: DO NOT SIT IN THIS CHAIR IF YOUR A** IS MORE THAT 24 INCHES WIDE!!!

Sarah discovers much to her dismay that you just can’t read any e-book device in bright sunshine. Not unlike most smart phones.

Olga speed reading how to save someone from drowning while her husband, er, waits.

Somewhere beyond the sea, she’s there watching for me…..

Who do I call to pickup all the garbage last night’s partygoers left on this beach? And why wasn’t I invited?

One good little crab pinch will get ’er up.

Bbuurrrrrip!

“Somethings wrong with this table. That’s the last time I buy from IKEA!”

I hope it has an addendum on ‘folding beach chairs without seriously injuring yourself’

Page 1 of 1: Be young and able-bodied. Failing that, wait for the tide to roll in and float you out of the chair.

Woman practicing relaxing and reading in a deck chair for her planned trip on the still under construction luxury ocean liner, The Titanic.

I vill haff saved enuff Geld to go first class by the time it iss built!

Toni Eckener on the Beach Near Rinkenæs: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1900_Toni_Eckener_am_Strand_bei_Rinkenis_anagoria.JPG 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly A4 paper size painting.

I could find no online info on this artist (that Chrome could automatically translate anyway), other than what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2613 (January 5, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Toni vowed that if her husband couldn’t even produce a decent chair, this was the last time she would pose for one of his paintings.

Nora read “…and looking to the south you will see the majestic mountain named ‘Mont Blanc’…” and realized she might have taken a wrong turn.

Toni was trying to become a beach bum. But try as she may, she just couldn’t get the hang of it. Maybe the reason is that she was trying too hard.

Eva Braun deciding that watching Germany’s coast is too difficult and Adolf should find a professional. He never did, I hear. :>)