Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 09, 2021

Don’t go all to pieces guys! ;P

Anybody’s heart get broken?

Having just read “Garfield classics” the leg could also be Pooky’s.

He gave her everything…and she took only his heart.

And I thought I had problems with my bits…

Looks like some IKEA project.

Janis Joplin: ♪ “Take another little piece of my heart now, baby.” ♪

Cartoon in some magazine, way back:

A guy was parting out his son at the leper colony.

When zombies sneeze.

Is there no end to the callous humor targeting zombies? They need to start a movement…. Zombie NON-lives matter!

Zombie humor never gets old.

You know what’s harder to kill than a zombie? The zombie meme.

“You took the part that once was my heart,

So why not take all of me?"

Come on, no arguing, this is a community property state.

He is thinking there is only one part she had that’s worth saving. She.. on the other hand knows he had nothing worth saving.

Apparently, words couldn’t hurt them so someone resorted to sticks and stones.

Zombies breaking up… Literally.

I want my records back!