Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 22, 2021

Wash Gretel, too.

I feel sorry for hand puppets, it’s like a non-stop proctology exam.

Poor puppets.

I’m thinking what happened before he washed his hands. Gross!

Hands down, it’s the right thing to do.

Hey, it’s not in our contract to drown us….

I don’t know what’s worse…knowing where those puppets have been, or not knowing where those puppets have been. Makes one wonder what Señor Wences would do in his spare time.

Were they objecting a minute ago?

Stop complaining! You’re the ones who were handling the goods, you get the wash.

Puppets are almost as scary as clowns. The Puppet Museum in Salzburg is terrifying.

We wash socks,so what’s the deal?

don’t be a dummy (and no I am not talking to the puppets)

And I thought only they audience got hosed.

They won´t say a thing – you can stop the waterboarding!

I protest! It’s sock puppet sacrilege. Esso si que es?