In Security by Bea R. for January 08, 2021

What’d I tell ya?

Think there was something eerily similar to that in the 2017 “Twin Peaks” revival.

Definition:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhombus

is this a good sign or a bad sign?

Is the glass Duke proof?

I hope not.

They will hoist it above the other cubicles to make The Panopticon Cubicle!

Go for it, Hank! Break that @!$%ing glass ceiling!

With zero privacy!

I’ve seen glass offices and they can be pretty chic, this one however is not, seriously Frankenstein’s bolts weren’t as noticeable as the ones in that glass!

What is with Hubbs’ aversion to boxes recently? Even Squidward got over it faster in “Idiot Box”! On that note I’m thinking this about Hubbs’ thoughts: “Isn’t there anything on that isn’t about boxes?!”. XD

You know Hubbs has no reason to fear boxes because of his apprehension to cubicles, the name of which has nothing to due with it’s cube/box shape, but from the Latin “cubiculum” and “cubare” meaning “bed chamber” and “to lie down” respectively, he really should be more afraid of beds.

Hubbs has yet to see his new glass restroom…..

So will Ellie be happy he got a promotion so they can enjoy each other again?

Make sure you get a good raise to go with the added responsibility and pressure. I had a dirt-bag VP once that wanted to promote me, but with no raise until, “We’ll see how you do first.” I referred him to my resume listing years of supervisory and management success, and told him plainly that when he was ready to talk money, I would be ready to discuss the details of the job. Then I excused myself and went to lunch. I worked there many more years, but that cretin was fired at a staff meeting in front of all us staff within a year. Sweet.

Poor Hubbs

Warm in the winter, roasting hot in the summer.

No apparent means of ventilation.

I can see Hubbs’ point – we all end up in a box, eventually…

Maybe this whole “Ellie’s crazy” is just a nightmare; maybe poor Hubs will wake up at any moment…..

It looks like he’s got a window, at least.

It’s an aquarium?

Put up some bubble decals and put a little diving man with a treasure chest in the corner.

Oh, and turn the desk around, so that the monitor faces the wall. It’s your office, you want some privacy, MAKE SOME PRIVACY!

This is getting weirder.

Your shift will be over when the oxygen runs out.

Hubbs’ new office reminds me lot of some prison cells I see in some stuff, like Hannibal or something related to Batman

In many Japanese companies the CEO has a raised desk in view of all other office workers so he can lead by example and show that he is under constant scrutiny just as they are.

Hubbs is never going to break through the glass ceiling.

Like Commander Kor explained in Star Trek, In the Klingon Empire, NO ONE is above suspicion. EVERYONE is under surveillance.

OMG, it’s a Mime box!!

How in the world is he supposed to breathe in that thing? I know about toxic environments, but this is too much!

At least he’ll be protected from COVID-19…

I remember Last Holiday starring Queen Latifah. She had written a letter stating that upon her death, she wanted to be cremated. She had spent her whole life in a box. She did not want to be buried in one.

At least it isn’t a shiny metal box. (Packed like lemmings into…)