Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 22, 2021

Let’s make one thing clear.

When I’m at work I like beer.

I like that instead.

It’s just liquid bread.

So you have nothing to fear!

PINK hair is censoring my Charles Woodson lines.

“Clean Port of MIlwaukee if you don’t have Port Washinton post toasties.” – Canada Dry Tonic and Gin tummy tuckers

not allowed where I work.

Yesterday.

" If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine … you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends."

Wine is the Answer! What was the question?

Nah, I like Su’s choice of drink…I don’t have to go to the head as much!