Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 18, 2021

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Bitch bitch bitch, Same old tune, I’m sick of it, you crazy loon!

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    P51Strega  about 4 years ago

    To fire you, yes I dare,

    Because you came in here bare,

    Please just get out,

    NO! don’t turn about,

    I’ve seen enough of your derriere.

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    Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat  about 4 years ago
    Most abandoned lo-MEIN is from postal workers who got transferred from Maine to Indiana. Time to heavily prune your branch, DUDE inspector!
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    drmickeyg  about 4 years ago

    You constantly add to my woes

    By coming to work in no clothes.

    And to make my ire tower,

    You don’t even shower!

    You’ve assaulted my eyes and my nose.

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    mistercatworks  about 4 years ago

    It still beats termination by haiku.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Nice subtle crack on Ron. :)

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    Ron isn’t the worst of the bunch/ but when it came down to the crunch/ folk’s couldn’t abide/ his ugly backside/ and thefts, which he called naked lunch.

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    Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat  about 4 years ago

    No Zool in this fridge? Lo-Mein must not be junk food.

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