Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 11, 2021

yes, Francis, reject evan, return to nate

You had that coming, Evan. You should know not to insult Nate when he is standing next to his locker.

Yes… leave out the part about how you were mocking him… yeah. I hate when people deliberately leave out details so they aren’t exactly lying but they aren’t being transparent either.

Must..Not…Laugh…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ha

just laugh. maybe that’ll make Evan tick and he’ll leave you alone. You got other friends Francis

oh boohoohoo. cry wittle evan cry

What a Drama Queen!!

/SMIRK/

no Francis. laugh your head off !

Haha, Francis is great. Guys, when dealing with spammers, GROSS or pow is not the solution, NO one cares about that. When you see a spammer from now on. Flag and leave. Otherwise you are giving them the attention that they want by replying. If we flag and leave, then we can have a spam free comment section. Thank you for reading this.

Evan is worse than Nate and it was a mistake to ever sit down at that lunch table

Well Evan you messed with him near his locker and his locker is a force of nature

You just survived the locker.

I love that Evan left out calling Nate a jerk because he is trying antagonize Nate

‘he thought it was funny’ do u have no sense of humor? ofc its funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zIQ9c9ksI

Francis has a bunch of other friends (Chad, Teddy, Dee Dee, Sheila) why is he sticking with this wimp?

He was kinda bullying Nate.

Haha, yes Francis

Favorite meme

If he accidentally injures you, he can just pull a first aid kit out of the “garbage”.

My school got closed this week cause two members got COVID and now I’m online and have to do school with my annoying little brother. Can I get a f in the chat

nice

Has anyone but me noticed how I comment everywhere

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

No, Francis. You did the wrong thing.

who likes the hunger games books and movies

He’s every jerkier than Randy

This is a good arc. In the beginning, There is no indication of Evan, I’m not even sure he appeared in previous comics (prove me wrong). When Francis “Dumps” Nate, Evan looks flattered, but desperate to have a friends. He then takes a bad turn, and his personality changes.

All he wanted was a friend.

I don’t EVAN like this guy :D I’m sorry

well it was kind of funny and he is a jerk not nate

I like ya cut G. He deserved it

I don’t know who’s more of a dork. Evan or Nate. I mean, Nate was smart to crush Evan with his locker, but other times…

Hello people! Hope everyone is doing well! You have the right to laugh Francis as much as you can to that Evan jerk!

I bet in the next comic Francis is going to become friends with Nate…

Francis also thinks it’s funny

I’m going to predict the next 10 seconds: Francis: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHOHOHOHOH

Evan ur such a lil b**** seriously just stop

HOW DID EVAN LEAVE FRANCIS FOR A FEW MINUTES? THAT’S LUDICROUS.

must…Think…of…something…lame!!!

I’ve been gone for a while, hoping the toxicity blows over. Is it gone (at least for the most part)?

Lincoln Peirce makes a great world with comics. I get that Evan needs a friend, but he’s acting sooooooo much like a jerk and saying Nate is the jerk for standing up to him. It makes me want to punch his face in, but I come back everyday to see what jerky move he did. Great job, Lincoln! Anyway, have a great day everyone!

Evan should be lucky that he got caught in Nate’s thrill ride.

Looks like we’re doin a good job of it, SNERKS

it was

!Feature

francis will just go back to nate in the next few days

Guys i think that dicerpreme and skwidwurd are the same person

I will try my hardest to become the kindest person on this website or at least top 5 kindest people if all spammers get banned

reject even. return to nate.

its your fault you called Nate a loser

It is funny

Dude.

Evan is almost as bad as spammers.do u get what I’m SAYING @DicerPreme and sqwidwurd guy

Now imagine this guy with a Donald duck voice

part 6 of harry potter NateNate Raised his wand and started casting spells. He casted “stupefy”, “Congringo”, and “wingardium leviosa”. Randy responded with “expelliarmus”, “protego” but got lifted up by wingardium leviosa. Nate seized the chance and cast “Petrificus Totalus”. However, before he could cast “Incarcerous” He was blasted back with a confringo spell. “Hello Nate. You are the one from the prophecy, said that you would defeat me. I am Godzilla, master of the dark arts. You will die!” Godzilla casted Avada Kedavra but the spell was blocked. Nate looked up, Teddy, Francis, Chad, and Dee Dee were all there. “You aren’t hurting my friend today!” Cried Francis. Teddy quickly casted Incarcerous on Randy. Godzilla screamed: “Meddling Children! You are a nuisance, nothing more. Juvenile witches cannot stop me!” Godzilla casted several killing curses but were all blocked by “protego” Chad casted several stupefy spells. Godzilla blocked them all and summoned two dementors. Chad casted “Expecto patronum” and counteracted them. Nate looked up, dazed. Seeing he had a straight shot to Godzilla’s back, He could cast a spell and capture her. Nate casted “Incarcerous” just as a group of teachers arrived.(secret code 4657: reply this in chat if you actually read this) Godzilla and Randy were taken into custody. On the way out, Nate meant Jenny. “That was so nice, what you did. I’m so impressed. Sorry about earlier. See you around!” Jenny said. WOW, Nate thought. A few moments later, Nate and his friends were all awarded a medal of bravery and had payment, they each got a bottle of liquid luck AND free snacks(Chad was ecstatic). With Godzilla in custody, what could go wrong?

Must not laugh at this stripAt school

In Nate and Francis’ relationship as friends.

They usually laugh at each other and hit each other with snowballs for notebooks.

So, deal with it Evan.

Lol

Would you rather:

Never Eat Meat For The Rest Of Your Life

Or

Never Eat Dairy For The Rest Of Your Life

Me: Laughs this is hilarious

but I must dump this two hour old friend as quickly as possible so I can laugh with my real friend……

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It is pretty fuNny.

What’s the male equivalent of a Karen? I think that’s what Evan is.

It was, Evan. I wish you could see how funny it was- you’d get to laugh in your own oddly shaped face!

ʎɐp ǝɯosǝʍɐ uɐ ǝʌɐɥ

Sure he cared – about his own amusement!

Guys pls stop caring about spammers. Who th cares about who gets featured. Stop getting pissed off at people if they spam. Their idiots, so just ignore it and move on.

Evan:HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!!Francis:BUT it i-BHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAAHOHOHOHOHHEHEHHEHEHHEHEMe:LOL

before i got entry to this comic i got a sign saying, “too many people are trying to access this website. try again”

Fuw chat in the replies

I agree with francis

I just noticed that Evan’s nose is long I guess it’s because he lies (pinacho)

Jeez, Evan is really uptight. He was the one who started it anyways

OMG did anyone else have trouble getting into GoComics

Please let him get hit by a truck, please let him get hit by a truck! crosses fingers in anticipation and hope

I bet he will laugh and that’s how this arch ends.

hahahaha look at my name, gross members of G.R.O.S.S.

hahahahahahahaha

Considering Evan’s actions and personality, it’s hard not to even smirk at his comeuppance.

DO IT! LAUGH

LOL

you can take Francis away from Nate, but you can’t take Nate out of Francis.

does anyone watch how to basic?

You deserved every bit of that locker Evan.

surprised he didn’t see like a time machine or the hope diamond in there

give Francis a pat on the back for not laughing

Laughs intensely

Evan kinda deserves to be laughed at… Go Francis!

Let it out, buddy, let it out, go for it!

Francis literally left someone he thought was too self-absorbed to someone even more self-absorbed. He should have become friends with someone like him who is smart and nice.

yesterdays comic was the funniest one of 2021

eh

ill beat spammers don’t worry guys :)

809 comments so far! Has anyone read them all? Nate rules! : )

Like the way Fran man’s mouth is struggling to stay straight……a “oh Wahhhhhh ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHAHA” extravaganza right about now IS in order…………

Who wants all the snow to melt? Me!

Evan: Nate dumped me under a pile of trash. Francis:Oh no! Anyway,

THE CHANGE AT P.S. 38: PART 2When recess was over, Nate went over to Francis and Teddy. “So, guys, do you wanna study together?” “Nate, you don’t do work for Social Studies anymore.” “Yeah, Nate.” said Teddy. “Instead you’re forcing the punishment on your OTHER classmates. Me and Francis are going to study on our own.” They walked toward the door. Nate was surprised. How could they do this? “Have fun!” he shouted, sarcastically. Francis and Teddy kept walking.

The next day, Nate failed to turn in ANOTHER assignment. Francis rolled his eyes. Teddy just walked on by. “Instead of staying inside today,” Mrs. Godfrey said. "I invited a special guest to punish you all. “Come in!” Suddenly, COACH JOHN walked into the room. “Listen up, maggots!” he said. “Today, for a punishment, you are all going to run around the school 50 times! LINE UP!” Mrs. Godfrey’s students scrambled into place. “3, 2, 1, GO!” yelled Coach John. The class started running. “MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!” Coach John said. Once recess was was over, Coach John said to line up in front of him again. “You know why you didn’t make 50 LAPS?” he said. “Cause you DIDN’T RUN FAST ENOUGH!” He shook his head. “Tomorrow, I will come back, and we’ll DO IT ALL AGAIN!” The class groaned.

PART 3 TOMORROW!

why nate is afraid of cats this is true i did not make this: Nate’s baby picture When Nate was three years old, he asked Santa for a pink tricycle for Christmas, which Nate’s dad constantly reminds him about. When he turned four years old, he visited a pet shop. However, he was attacked by a four-month-old kitten named Cinnamon. This gave him his current phobia of cats.

Francis: ITZ REWIND TIME

It is kinda funny

Random poll:

I’m sorry that I posted this, but I want to see something. If it was your decision, would you disband GROSS? Instead of replying, like if you say “Yes” and don’t do anything if you say “no”

So G.R.O.S.S has made a group to stop spammers?

Hopefully there won’t be one to stop furries, because I don’t see much of them on the website and they’re aren’t bad.

Nate 4 life!

where does G.R.O.S.S meet i forgot

imagine being so desperate for attention you spam. just use your 5 braincells to think of a joke

ban gross forever

today is myy baby brother’s bday!

There’s a moron in every crowd. “Look at me, Look at me.”

Goodbye Evan….Hello Nate…

he’ll laugh

Evan is apparently suffering from memory loss and can’t remember he was a jerk first.

hello

I am thinking JUST DITCH EVAN AND BE FRIENDS WITH NATE! Nate is self-absorbed but he is hilarious and is a good friend when it counts.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Kid get YOTE

laughs

Coming From the Provoker, what did you expect him to do? stand and CRY?

Of course he thought it was funny.

Evan vs Nate LOL

lol evans face in the last panel

It was.