The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 18, 2021

It’d be better if YOU woke up with HIS foot in YOUR mouth, Mama Gargle! ;P

And how does she know? Does she sleep with them?

I see it’s going to be one of those weeks, again!! Poor Brutus … can’t get an even break!!

Toe cheese morning breath is the worst!

Mother Gargle has a face that could stop a Timex.

Mother Gargle is getting even for the January 10 strip. https://www.gocomics.com/the-born-loser/2021/01/10

did he say something he shouldn’t have?

How can he eat with that sitting across the table from him? Indigestion!

How does one treat athlete’s tongue?

Definitely starting the week off on the wrong foot with Beelzebub at the breakfast table……

“I must have said ‘Mother Gargle’ three times because the mirror was cracked when I woke up…” ☺

This makes me so grateful that I had a wonderful mother-in-law, may she Rest In Peace.

Oh come on now, give Mother Gargle a break. That was a great comeback. If she was on a stage, she would have got a rimshot for it.

That’s the only time he could get a word in.

Just wait until he gets the $50.00 donation demand from the PBS All Night Fund Drive…

Give him a GOOD come back some times, one that will burn her for good!

You wake up to a Monday with witchypoo. Maybe switch with Garfield for a day.