Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 21, 2021

try a different pub’s dart team, chap

Andy will make sure the candidate gets the pint before he gets the point.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp has some self serving conditions for someone to join his darts team but the new bloke is no idiot so he’s leaving Andy dry :o) My avatar is a picture of an elderly lothario being put down by a clever lass, which reminded me of the time when I was a bedside nurse we had a middle aged professor of medicine who lectured the student nurses and thinking that he was God’s gift to women seduced the girls so we gave him a nickname of “Hey teacher leave those kids alone from Pink Floyd’ just another brick in the wall” and I’m no sorry that at 60 years old he ended up as another corpse in the grave , how was your day ? ours should be very busy but should down I hope it started with me getting disorientated and got out of bed before midnight thinking it was 3am :o{ but now I am fine and we are both in a good mood , welcome back and keep safe young Lady

Me thinks Andy is about to see the quickest turn around and run action in his life time.

Andy’s philosophy on darts is, that first you need to lubricate all of one’s joints and relax the nervous system before you toss the first dart.

Run Mate Run !

Find a better paying investment, stranger.

This is when I would leave.

It’s called pay to play. Similar to snooze you lose game.

First buy me some drinks!!!!

Hope he gets the point, either way!

I’m not really a darts person (just casual I suppose) – is “throwing action” really a thing in darts? Are there better or worse mechanics?

One must first pass the preliminaries my fine lad……

First things first.

That’s his initiation fee, which he will be charged frequently.

I’m just not in the mood for his sorry ways sometimes.

Andy would not even consider anybody joining unless they bought him a drink.

I’d tell Andy to shove his darts up where the sun don’t shine!

That would be painful…

xxx

@Afficionado

In my humble opinion, the only way a man could ever be God’s gift to a woman is if he respected her and treated her well, made her feel beautiful and important etc.

60 is a fairly young age to die. What happened to him?

Me and my Auntie were staying in a hotel in Blackpool once and she came out of the bathroom and said to me “You better get up. We’ve slept in” I told her it was only 3:12am and she was insistant that it had gone 8am. Until she put her glasses on and looked at the time properly.

And I thought I was the scatterbrain of the family.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

You’d think a sport combining alcohol with sharp pointy objects wouldn’t be such a good idea, wouldn’t you?